Adventures in Idiots

Sometimes

Sometimes, I am grumpy for no reason. Sometimes, I just have a day that I don’t want to deal with anyone, see anyone, talk to anyone. Sometimes, I just want to have a day to myself without taking care of anyone’s drama or dealing with anyone’s crap. I want to listen to the music that [...]

Sometimes, I am grumpy for no reason. Sometimes, I just have a day that I don’t want to deal with anyone, see anyone, talk to anyone. Sometimes, I just want to have a day to myself without taking care of anyone’s drama or dealing with anyone’s crap. I want to listen to the music that makes ME happy. Do the things that I want to do. Sometimes, I need to not like my hub very much, be annoyed by my kids, want to kill my dogs and say mean things to my cats. Somtimes, I need to ignore the phones, the emails and yes, even Facebook. Sometimes I really don’t want to have to make anyone else happy.

Today, is that day. I think yesterday might have been the pre-course to it. The worst part is, there is no TKD and the spinning studio is closed so I can’t even let someone mindlessly work it out of me.

Holy Crap - TMI Tuesday

I think that it’s only because I am up at the ass crack of dawn. In any case here it is - TMI Tuesday:
Ever been skinny dipping? Yes. Lots. I love being naked so this should come as no surprise to anyone. We actually moved into the house we are in now because of the [...]

I think that it’s only because I am up at the ass crack of dawn. In any case here it is - TMI Tuesday:

Ever been skinny dipping? Yes. Lots. I love being naked so this should come as no surprise to anyone. We actually moved into the house we are in now because of the pool and the privacy fence.

How often do you kiss or make out without it simply being a foreplay activity?I love kissing but with me…EVERYTHING is foreplay.

On a scale of 1-10, how content are you with your life? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) I am pretty damn good with how things are in my life. Do you think ‘content’ and ‘happy’ the same thing? Happy and content are different. You can be the happiest Queenie on earth and still not feel settled into your life. I am fortunate enough to have both.

What do you do to relieve stress? I do lots of things. My dad always said that sex cures everything. It does work wonders on stress. I also kick the crap out of things a couple nights a week and just recently I have taken to strapping myself to a stationary bike and riding like I am being chased by serial killers.

What was the special trait in your first lover that made you decide that they were “the one?” I was young. He was my man. I was living under that cloud of happily ever after. I thought it would be him. Fucker. FYI - first time and first lover were NOT the same guy.

Bonus: How old were you when you first had sex? (positive experiences here…)
16 I think. THAT memorable huh? LOL! I would have loved to give the honors to my hub. He is the first one that really showed me what sex was about. That it was about TWO people and not just one….that it was a great thing and not obligatory…that it was ok during the daylight hours or with the lights on.

Houston, We have a problem

I am in bed this morning. I have the morning news show on. They interview two doctors. Subject is women and sex. Basically, they are discussing how new studies show that more and more women are reporting having sexual problems. One doc says it’s because we are working so hard now, juggling kids, soccer practice, [...]

I am in bed this morning. I have the morning news show on. They interview two doctors. Subject is women and sex. Basically, they are discussing how new studies show that more and more women are reporting having sexual problems. One doc says it’s because we are working so hard now, juggling kids, soccer practice, piano lessons, dinner plans, doctor appointments etc and that apparently makes women not want to have sex. Not able to get aroused was actually what she said. The other doc said that women need flowers and dates etc to have sex properly. I turned to hub and had the following convo:

Q - Baby, do we have a sexual problem in our marriage?
H - Yup.
Q - Is it affecting the quality of our marriage?
H - Yup.
Q - What is the problem?
H - We don’t have it enough.
Q - So three to four times a week isn’t enough?
H - Nope.
Q - I don’t think so either.

I am not sure what women they spoke to in this “study” but they must have been idiots because I ALWAYS put sex above soccer and piano lessons. Always.

Lack of Compassion

We are running a park group for the home school crew. We meet once per week at a local park and play. I am having one kiddo each week plan a group activity that everyone participates in and I put together a mini lesson that we do as a group. My lessons have been on [...]

We are running a park group for the home school crew. We meet once per week at a local park and play. I am having one kiddo each week plan a group activity that everyone participates in and I put together a mini lesson that we do as a group. My lessons have been on leadership. I chose this topic because I really feel that kids are lacking in this area a lot. Parents baby their kids or spoil them rotten. Leaving them unable to handle themselves or worse yet incapable of being accountable for their actions in any way. As a parent, that is one thing that I have always vowed to teach my kids. That each day they have choices to make. They are in charge of those choices just like they are responsible for the result of those choices. So far, its worked out well with my kids. Check back with me in about 20 years and I will update you again.

In any case, at park group, we have a dynamic group of kids. They range in age from 3 to 15 years. Yet, each week, I watch all of these kids play an organized game together. The younger kids are helped by the older kids. They all laugh. They all respect each other and they all get along. There are no fights. No bullies. No uglies. The park is peaceful….until the after school care program arrives.

Yesterday, our kids were done with the organized game part of our time and they were just playing and visiting. The after care kids arrived and all hell broke loose in our peaceful park. There were fights. Hitting, pinching and the teachers were screaming non stop. At one point, one little girl came over to one of the teachers in tears - crying that she wanted her mommy. The teacher told her to grow up and get over it. Literally. The little one was 6 at most. We overheard the fact that this little girl was new to aftercare. She probably was overwhelmed by the chaos. All she needed was a hug and some nice words. What she got was not anything close to that. Our park group kids all stopped dead in their tracks when this teacher started yelling at this little girl. When she finished the berated hollerfest, I quietly leaned over to the two oldest of our group who were near me and I said “I am ohhh so glad that we home school”. I don’t think I have meant that more than I did right then.

Some days it just doesn’t pay

You ever have those moments when you realize that you have severely misjudged a person. You maybe thought they were something better. You tried to give them the benefit of the doubt…over and over and over…and they still wound up disappointing you in the end.
I have a girl that I have actually defended to [...]

You ever have those moments when you realize that you have severely misjudged a person. You maybe thought they were something better. You tried to give them the benefit of the doubt…over and over and over…and they still wound up disappointing you in the end.

I have a girl that I have actually defended to people. Trying to convince them that she really wasn’t what she appeared to be. All while I tried to get to know her better so that I could understand her behavior better. This past week, i had pretty much had enough guessing and I totally set her up. Put her into a situation to either sink or swim in the “I have good intentions” department. She failed. Miserably.

Now that I know this about this woman, I have to figure out how to deal with it. She is a selfish cunt. Yet for some reason, many people around her are blind to it. I can’t turn my back on it though. I don’t like being around people who suck. I am not hard on people. I really am not. If they are decent humans, I can usually get past any hang ups pretty easily. What pisses me off to no end with this entire situation is that this chick is worshiped by tons of people and she is a douche bag. They all make excuses for her all the time. Wipe her ass. Hold her hand. To the point that I don’t want to be around THEM either.

I gladly share my royal status with fabulous people. I don’t mind in the least. It’s the ones that try to step up to the plate that really don’t deserve it that I have issues with.

I just needed to vent since I can’t seem to say this shit to anyone else. Karma will come. I just hope I can be patient and wait for it before I feel the need to spork this bitch.